You may remember that Duncan
brought home a new stick a couple of weeks ago (he's actually added another since, but it's small and really only an also-ran in his Great Sticks Collection). For
puppy Cerys's benefit, and to help those of you who may struggle with Stick Collection 101, Duncan has provided a few tips:
Step 1: Escort your human on a walk in the park. (Megan, in this case. She's the only one who thinks to take her phone for photos). Scan the park looking for promising sticks. The rainy, muddy day is optional, but it adds an interesting note to the reaction when you eventually plop the stick on the carpet.
Step 2: When you find a stick that looks and/or smells interesting, pick it up. Study it carefully.
Step 3: Give it a test chew. The chewability of a stick is crucial. Really work those molars.
Step 4: If it passes step 3, you need to carry it home. Holding it at the end is ideal, as it allows you to whack more knees in passing, but it does make it more difficult to get close to trees for peeing purposes. Be sure to keep looking around; there might be an even better stick out there somewhere.
Step 5: If you find another stick with potential, repeat steps 1-4. Keep a paw securely on the first candidate just in case. (Fortunately for us, this larger one failed its assessment tests!)
Step 6: Continue home with the winning stick, and stash it in the yard for future use.