Pool Problems

Duncan is worried. His humans have apparently lost their minds. They keep getting into the pool voluntarily. Without falling in.

He tries to explain how foolish this is...

He shows them lots of cool, shady places to hang out without getting wet...

Like this.

Or this.

But they don't listen. In fact, they put on his Spiffy Orange Lifejacket, and force him into the evil thing. They call it a swimming lesson, and keep telling him to swim to the steps. 

Afterward, he runs a few laps and shakes a bit to dry off, then finds a cool, shady spot to lie down (still in his Spiffy OL) where he can get all muddy:

They'll never find me here!