Crack o' Dawn Duty

People think it's easy, being on Crack o' Dawn Duty:

1. Roust Mom out of bed to open the door.
2. Step outside and pee.
3. Rush back in and steal Mom's spot in bed while she closes the door.

But really, it's much more complicated than that. Here's what really happens:

1. Roust Mom out of bed to open the door.
2. Step outside.
3. Check 437 mandatory smell points:
   
4. Pee, if you happen to think of it.**
5. Rush back in and steal Mom's spot in bed while she closes the door.
6. ** If you didn't happen to think of peeing, repeat from step 1.