Important Announcement from Duncan

This is a picture of my sister Edie. She looks exactly like ME! Isn't she beautiful?

Now pay attention, people, because this is IMPORTANT. My sister Edie just had PUPPIES! She had 2 boy puppies and 5 girl puppies.

Now, puppies are nice, of course, but what's really important here is that I, Duncan, am their uncle.

Uncle Duncle? Unkie Dunkie? Unc Dunc? So many possibilities...

I am an UNCLE, people! That is sooo cool! Because uncles get to do stuff like THIS:

Important News

The trouble with puppies is they grow up so fast and move to their forever homes. How can an uncle keep track of them all? It's just too hard! I already have 4 brothers and 3 sisters I've never even met.

So I have decided to adopt one of the puppies, and I will teach her everything I know. She will be a mini-ME!

(Actually, I don't have quite enough money to pay for a puppy. In fact, I still owe quite a bit on my Chewed Socks and Underwear tab. So Mom and Dad can pay for the puppy, vet bills, food, treats, toys, beds, crates, leashes, collars, harnesses, licences, puppy classes, and anything else that requires actual cash. Otherwise, she's all mine!)