When Duncan was a puppy, he learned very quickly that he could train us to use the "Trade" procedure he was taught at school. He simply stole things and held them for ransom! Underwear was best, of course, with socks a close second. But if nothing better was available, he'd even steal pebbles. He's much better than he used to be, but not entirely reformed...
And now it begins again...
Little Miss Darcy was apprehended this morning trotting down the hall with a stolen painting. Her taste in art is still a bit lacking; she pinched an old and not-very-good value study from a pile of canvases waiting to be painted over and reused. Or maybe she has excellent taste and felt it should be destroyed?
At least an art thief is a classier thing to have in the family than an underwear thief.
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